twins of torment

Me: -quietly- I'm Transparency, and I'm invisible
Kale: -loudly- I'm Travesty, and I can (and will) destroy you!

Me: my name is Alexandre... and I'm the one with the words "wolf Pack" on my shirt...
Kale: and my name is Kalender and I have the words "SHARK BOY" on mine!

Me:.... yes we know his name sounds like Calendar, we really don't care
Kale: if we did care it wouldn't matter to you anyways